We don't smoke m*******a in Muskogee;

We don't take our trips on LSD

We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;

We like livin' right and bein' free

We don't make a party out of lovin';

We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;

We don't let our hair grow long and ****gy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even ******s can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean

A nd i’m proud to be an oka from muskogee

In Muskogee Oklahoma USA