Do you have the time to listen to me whine

About NOTHING and everything all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I m cracking up

Am I just paranoid

Am I just stoned

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

she says it s lack of *** that s bringing me down

I went to a whore

HE said my life s a bore

So quit my whining cause it s bringing HER down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I m cracking up

Am I just paranoid

Grasping to control

So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I m cracking up

Am I just paranoid

Am I just stoned